GOLDEN GRINGO AWARDS

JAIL

‘BUBBA’S NOT THAT BAD’ AWARD OF THE WEEK

Goes to the very appreciative Birmingham City player Jermaine Pennant who on being released from jail this week felt a real need to thank all those who stuck by him during his difficult time….

“I’d like to thank the Imperial Leather SOAP ON A ROPE company, Chopper Read for his book ‘FINDING YOUR SPIRITUAL SELF THROUGH SELF MUTILATION & MURDER’ and Bubba for keeping me warm at night’ said Pennant exclusively to the Diegos…

‘I could also thank the 40 or so boys from the prison laundry who really took me under their wing on my first night in the BIG HOUSE but it was dark and things got pretty strange…’

APRIL 2005