GOLDEN GRINGO AWARDS

GOALKEEPERS

‘SIGN ANOTHER KEEPER AND I’M OUTTA HERE’ AWARD OF THE WEEK

Goes to Manchester United’s goalkeeper, Roy ‘Can’t Catch’ Carroll who this week declared he wouldn’t sign a contract with the Red Devils at the end of the season if the club signed another keeper.

‘There’s no way I’m signing if they buy another keeper…..I reckon me and ‘Tourette’s’ Tim Howard are doing a great job ….I mean the last thing this club needs is a keeper who can catch the ball, come comfortably for crosses and not let the ball creep under his body into the goals…’ said an indignant Carroll exclusively to the Diegos this week

APRIL 2005