"LOOK SON, PUT THE RED CARD AWAY, YOU WON'T NEED IT ANYMORE"

AWARD OF THE WEEK

Goes to Australian FIFA Referee, Eugene Brazzale, who this week announced his retirement from the game.

Brazzale admitted that life without crowd abuse will be hard to take but hopes that proposed courses in parking meter attending, tax collecting, traffic-light windscreen washing and politics will go a long in filling the void.

For the last time Eugene, from the Four Diegos…

'Your mother wears army boots you blind mongrel'

Adios to a true champion!

July 1999