'WHAT A LOAD OF BOLONY! NO IT ISN'T, BOLONI'S THE COACH' Goes to the Romanian Football Federation for this week appointing Laszlo Boloni as the Romania national coach for the next two years. Boloni I hear you say, no it's true! Boloni, capped 108 times for the national side, has been appointed to ensure qualification for the 2002 World cup and will receive an annual salary of $ 200,000. Boloni I hear you say, no it's true! Boloni who is recognized as a Romanian but comes from a long line of aristocratic Hungarian Salami barons has made a name for himself as being the only man in world football with no arms and no legs who coaches a national side. Boloni I hear you say, yeh your right, that's not true! July 2000
'HEY BIG BOY GIVE US A PENALTY AND WE'LL TICKLE YOUR FANCY WITH SOME EROTIC FOLK DANCING' AWARD OF THE WEEK Goes to French referee, Stephane Moulin who this week revealed that officials of Romanian Soccer club, Ceahlaul Piatra Neamt, attempted to bribe him with the services of prostitutes prior to the Intertoto Cup tie against Austria Vienna. Club officials who are currently under investigation, claimed that the 4 girls were merely friendly Romanian folk dancers eager to give the French whistle-blower a private audience in the comfort of his own hotel bedroom. Police Line ups of Folk Dancers across Romania has as yet failed to nab the culprits.
July 2000 |
