'A MAN'S BEST FRIEND' AWARD OF THE WEEK

Goes to Carlos Bianchi, the victorious treble winning coach of this season's Argentine league champions - Boca Juniors, who this week dedicated the win to his recently deceased dog.

'It may seem a bit selfish, but I want to dedicate this to my dog that died two days ago; he taught me everything I know' declared Bianchi licking his genitals and trying to sniff the backside of every

journalist in the press conference.

December 2000