1. At the Tahitian after match disco, Juanita was the love of his life.....damn you Fozz!

2. As a dead set Ranga, Robbie hated how Craig wouldn’t wear sunscreen and still get that special 'Pep' Guardiola glow.

3. It was all an unfortunate accident – this is what happens when Bozza jabs some psychoactive medication truth serum into him for fun ...first it was Harry, now Fozz next Four Diegos. Hilarious Bozza.

4. Slater got sick of hearing how Portsmouth of the late 90’s played a Barcelona brand of football.

5. Robbie hated how Craig would call the Socceroo coach ‘Il Presidente’ when everybody else called him ‘The Gaffer’.

6. Bulldog hated how Craig would put on José Feliciano to fire up the team before the game.

7. Craig was next on the list, after Harry Kewell, of former players who would not pass him the ball.  

8. Slater hated how Craig would want to end every team meeting with a sports update and the weather.

9. Robbie hated how Craig would refer to his direct Tahitian opponent as 'Emilio Butragueño'.

10. Slats could not quite get his head around how a message on twitter revealing a ‘dark secret’ about a former teammate could be seen by millions and millions of people.

Carlos Alberto Diegos ...Ole!