Thursday, 19 January 2012 08:15

Carlos' Blog Exclusive 3 - Top 10 things that Besart Berisha can never be

Written by Carlos Alberto Diego
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Brisbane Roar’s Albanian goal-king Besart Berisha is a great player and his performances for the Banana Benders this season have made him the most potent prong in the Hyundai A-League. But by ‘losing it’ on the weekend, ripping off his shirt and challenging Sydney FC’s Dutch hard man Pascal Bosschart to sort out their differences in the car park, the Diegos fear that, by his actions, the man, who scores goals for fun, has severely curtailed his future prospects.

 

Inciting fisticuffs, getting nude and doing it all in front of a worldwide audience sadly has its consequences and here they are....

 

Top 10 things that Besart Berisha can never be:

 

1. Albania’s cultural attaché to the Netherlands  

 

2. A UN Peacekeeper

 

3. The Dalai Lama in waiting

 

4. John Kosmina’s anger management therapist

 

5. The ‘After’ shot in Le Tan’s next marketing campaign

 

6. Twitter moderator for Robbie Slater and Craig Foster

 

7. The Yellow Wiggle

 

8. Chairman of FIFA Ethics Committee....on second thoughts maybe he’s a perfect fit

 

9. The bloke who calms Kevin Muscat down when he loses it on the bench

 

10. The good husband in Wife Swap Albania.

 

 

If you have other things that Besart Berisha can never be send the Diegos an email at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it or join the conversation of twitter – twitter.com/fourdiegos.

 

 

Love to hear your thoughts amigos.

 

 

Carlos Alberto Diego .....OLE!

Carlos Alberto Diego

Carlos Alberto Diego

A humble hack on the football field metamorphosing to humble hack on the radio …….twas back in 1993 when I, a manifestly bad footballer in the Titus Bramble mould, was thrust in front of a microphone for the first time. Some who witnessed the moment described it as a psychedelic lightshow of self importance, an orgy of self congratulations, a synchronicity of power, love and a desperate longing to be heard. Yes I had found my place in the Diego team – an eternity of hat-tricks, disco dancing and groin gags…..I had found my place in life.

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