As part of the Diegos quarterly audit of the A-League we asked a specially selected sample of high profile, important people about ‘what’s just not right about the A-league’.  

These are our Top 10 responses on things that are just not right in the A-League... 

1. ‘That Jet’s Rubin Zadkovich wears Number 10’ – Pele

2. ‘That Roar coach,  Ange Postecoglou is not able to get a tan in Brisbane’ – Ange Postecoglou

3. ‘That Heart coach, John Van’t Schip is able to get a tan in Melbourne’ – Ange Postecoglou

4. ‘That Craig Foster was ever let out of that Tahitian jail’ – Robbie Slater

5. 'Clive Palmer closing three stands at Skilled stadium and then taking up a whole stand on his own’ – The Beach spokesperson

6.  ‘That Carlos Hernandez may leave Melbourne Victory to join Adelaide United’ – Colonel Sanders –   ‘Do you know what this will do to KFC’s bottom line in Victoria?’

7.  ‘That Mariners’ Troy Hearfield has a tattoo sleeve’ – David Beckham

8.  That a Brazilian named Fabio is bald, short and not that good looking’ – Immigration Minister Chris Bowen – ‘Him Brazilian? No way. We better check this bloke’s papers’

9.  ‘That Brazilian star Fred has a long term groin injury’ – Immigration Minister Chris Bowen – 'Bad  groin? Brazilian? Physiologically impossible. We better check this bloke’s papers’

10. ‘That dad didn’t want me at Roar’  –  Dario Vidosic

Have you got some of your own? Email the Diegos with your ‘things that are just not right in the A-League’ and the Diegos will read them out on Diegos TV in the coming weeks.

Ole!

Carlos Alberto Diego