GOLDEN GRINGO AWARDS

CRIME

GOLDEN GRINGO ‘GOING THE GROPE’ LEAGUE

Current standings after round 23

LeicesterCity has hit the top of the ‘GOING THE GROPE’ ladder with a magnificent performance in Spain during the week – allegedly sexually assaulting three women as well as being charged on 2 counts of breaking and entering during a mid-season camp.

They take over from the trailblazing Canterbury Bulldogs and Melbourne Storm  who allegedly took their ruck and maul and little to far with a couple of reluctant girls.

In fourth place it’s the ‘GOING THE GROPE’ TEAM OF THE CENTURY LEEDS UNITED, closely followed by the big mover this week – former Nottingham Forest, Liverpool and England star - STAN ‘I LIKE TO WATCH SBS GIGGY GIGGY MOVIES’ COLLYMORE

Disappointingly though - dropping down a few rungs of the ladder is SHANE WARNE who is going through a bit of GROPING slump at the moment – let’s hope he comes good and troubles a few girls by the end of the SRI LANKAN tour.

AUGUST 2004