"I told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones"

Chris Turner English Football manager

Did you know that according to legend, Romans played football with the skulls of slaughtered Britons, after they invaded Britain?
Nowadays they come over merely to play with their English club manager's minds.

'Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.'
Football Manager GLENN HODDLE