Nominations are …

· Leicester City for naming it's new stadium, 'The Walkers Bowl', after a bag of chips.......... the Diegos guess that on this evidence relegation has finally got to them

· Transfer listed Football Kingz bus-sick midfielder, George Goutzoulis for his alleged drunken bout of abuse and name-calling directed at the Kingz coaching staff on the team bus after the Round 23 Newcastle United fixture.

· Johnny Warren for the title of his new book: 'Sheila's, Wogs and Poofters'......a book about his experiences in Aussie soccer and what George Goutzoulis reportedly called the Kingz coaching staff on the team bus.

· Hungary's government for renaming the Budapest 'Nepstadion' (People stadium), 'The Puskas' stadium after the extremely overweight Hungarian footy legend, Ferenc Puskas.......two other alternatives personally favoured by Puskas himself - 'Puskas' Pizza Haven' and 'The Jelly Donut' Dome - were reportedly rejected outright by authorities due to fears that the 75 year old former star might eat himself to death

And the winner is …

· Johnny Warren for the title of his new book: 'Sheila's, Wogs and Poofters'........ the Diegos reckon that George just needs his story told.