GOLDEN GRINGO AWARDS

FITNESS

‘DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS’ AWARD OF THE WEEK

Goes to the Fulham Football Club who this week was named the ‘FATTEST TEAM IN THE EPL’ by UK magazine – Men’s Fitness.

‘Ok the boys like to snack a bit too much between meals but I don’t see a problem’ said Fulham manager Chris ‘CELEBRITY OVERHAUL’ Coleman exclusively to the Four Diegos

‘Papa Bouba ‘BIGGEST LOSER’ Diop loves his fish & chips but remember that fish is full of Omega 3 oils which is good for you…..Brian ‘UPSIZE ME’ McBride loves his Maccas and we all know that McDonalds is full of goodness and Luis ‘DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS’ Boa Morte has never played better since he underwent exploratory backdoor surgery to find his jock strap……so no I don’t take much stock in that article at all…….are you going to finish that meat pie?’

APRIL 2005