Goes to Juventus midfielder Enzo Maresca who last week scored the equalizing goal at the death in the 2-2 draw against bitter rivals Torino and felt it prudent to celebrate by mimicking the horns of the bull, the logo of their derby enemies, firing up opposition fans and players in the process.

'I did the horns because I did not know how to do the zebra,' the Juve star explained after the game.

Let's hope he never scores against Watford (The Hornets), Bristol Rovers (The Gas), Mansfield Town (The Stags) or the Four Diegos Monday night 'C' Grade Indoor Soccer team (The Mexican Pussies).

March 2002