Nominations are …

· Former England and Socceroo coach, Terry 'Top Note' Venables whose World Cup 2002 song, 'England Crazy' is currently rocketing up the British charts and putting one hell of scare into both Rolf Harris and our Kylie.

· Portugal and Real Madrid star, Luis 'Let's Get Loud' Figo who with the rest of the Portugal national team this week released the UNICEF charity record, 'Mundial'... Rumours that Liverpool tough guy and Figo's national team teammate, Abel Xavier was cut from the project because the little UNICEF kiddies found him too scary is yet to be confirmed however.

· Recording megastar, Madonna who this week declared that she would be 'rooting' for the England team during this year's World Cup finals...Rumours that she is going to start with Michael Owen, Steven Gerrard and Rio Ferdinand are unconfirmed however.

· Australian and Feyenoord star, Brett Emerton who receives a retrospective nomination for last year leaving the Socceroo Confederations Cup camp at the semi finals stage and coming home to sing, 'Quando, Quando...are we going to make it to the World Cup' at his sister's wedding.

And the winner is …

· Recording megastar, 'Ménage e tois' Madonna

...Watching her take on the entire England back four at the same time is something

the Diegos cannot wait for.