Making Chechnya ‘sexy’ – that’s Gullit’s plan

Diegos Staff Writer

Perry Peru

Perth Australia

In breaking Diego news, Dutch football legend and founder of ‘sexy football’ that isn't, Ruud Gullit has been appointed new manager of Chechen Russian Premier League powerhouse Terek.

Gullit, whose 15 year coaching career has seen him manage teams in England, Holland and the USA playing a brand of ‘sexy football’ that desperately needed a healthy dose of Horny Goat Weed, agreed it was an unconventional move but admitted he is looking for more 'surprises' in his life.

"Of course, I never dreamed that life would take me to the Caucasus," he told Moscow's Sovetsky Sport newspaper today. "But life is full of surprises. And Terek's offer is one of the pleasant ones."

With Gullit's new employer being club president and former rebel fighter, Ramzan Kadyrov, whose militia is accused of widespread human-rights abuses, lets hope that Ruud doesn’t 'surprisingly' go missing after losing three in a row.

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