Goes to Fabien "Please Messieur Ferguson Don't Call Me Baldy " Barthez who this week was fined and docked a weeks wages by his club Manchester United, not for yet another mad dog run into centre field, not for yet another petit fumble' and not for his good looks either, but for breaking curfew and hanging out at his favourite night spot a wee bit too long.

Yes, Fabien was having too much fun clubbing for the wrong club, not getting his beauty sleep or a taxi home.

For his efforts Barthez will be a cool $110 000 light in his pay packet this week.

Yep, there goes the loan repayments and it's certainly not his shout next week!!!