GOLDEN GRINGO AWARDS

RELEGATION

‘STAYING UP IS ALL THAT MATTERS’ AWARD OF THE WEEK

Goes Harry Redknapp, manager of relegation threatened Southampton, who this week announced to the world that the only thing that matters in his life is making sure that his team stays in the EPL this season…

‘Stuff the wife & kids, bugger the war in Iraq and I don’t give two hoots about the tsunami epidemic in ASIA, the Bail nine or Becks doing the dirty on Posh with the family nanny…..well if you’ve got some vision of the nanny getting down and dirty that might distract me for a bit’ said an intensely focused Redknapp exclusively to the Diegos this week

APRIL 2005