Name: Jose Blue Vein Gorgonzola

I’m a Diegos expert in…….Getting my football facts wrong.

Favorite style of play…… The Sieve Defence Formation.

Football likes…… Theatre and Fashion as a sport.

Football Dislikes….. Theatre and Fashion simulation.

Favorite player…… Charlie George.

I once won…… The meat raffle at my club.

Most memorable Diego moment…..Every Diego Christmas Party.

My father once told me..... You play like a ballerina.

My mother once told me..... You’re Father is right you do play like a ballerina.

My coach once told me...... To listen to my parents.

Football person I would love to cook dinner for and what I would you cook……Harry Kewell …..Serbian Horse Placenta.

The message to the world I would write on my under garment .....You were wrong Dad.

Football memorabilia I'd like to own.... Robinho Grandmother’s BBQ tongs.

The player I channel when I take the field….. Eric Cantona.

My preferred prong formation……10 prongs with gay abandon.

Love is .... Your team mates consoling you after missing a penalty in the world cup final.