Name: Pablo Cruz

I'm a Diegos expert …… Refining the facts to suit my own preconceived ideas

Preferred style of play…… Absorb the pressure, defend from the front and run like you stole something...

Football likes….. Character flawed, slightly unfit, mercurial football geniuses

Football dislikes…… One-up-front, play-on-the-break, 1-0

Favourite player….. Eric Cantona. Some guys are just playing a different game to the rest of us.

I once won……. The heart of a beautiful senorita

Favourite Diegos moment…… Pashing Donnie Dominguez at the MCG moments after Kevin Muscat scored a penalty against Uruguay in a World Cup qualifier.

My father told me……. Football is a metaphor for life.

My mother told me…… Don't you walk through the house in those boots.

My coach told me…… I was a good trainer and fine clubman.

Player to cook dinner for…… George Best- vermouth, gin, olive, done.

What message would I write to the world on my undergarments……. Undergarments..?

Football memorabilia I'd like to own…… ……. Stevie Gerrard's left boot. Worn all season, still brand new.

When I play I channel…… Paul Gasgoine.

Favourite prong formation……. The flying 'V'.

Love is……. Rosalita Cruz...in a Socceroos shirt.