Name : Vinnie Venezueala

I’m a Diegos expert in…. Venezuelan Miss World finalists.

Favorite style of play…. That thing Barcelona does.

Football Dislikes…… The "thumb suck" goal celebration.

Favorite players….. Marco Van Basten, Roberto Baggio and Becks.

I once won…… The Most Improved Player two years in a row at Altona City juniors.

Most memorable Diego moment…. Interviewing Ljubo Milicevic on the Diegos and watching the sms machine start to smoke.

My father once told me..... Listen to me, not the coach.

My mother once told me..... You're not really from Venezuela.

My coach once told me...... Not to listen to the bloke on the sideline.

Football person I would love to cook dinner for and what I would you cook….. El Gordo aka Il Fenomeno aka Fat Boy Fat aka "Map of Tassie" Ronaldo. The point is, it wouldn't matter what I cooked and we could talk about his man-girl incident…..how could he get it so wrong.

The message to the world I would write on your under garment…..I dated Zidane's sister.

Football memorabilia I'd like to own…… Beckham's black book.

The player I channel when I take the field…… Ryan Giggs.

My preferred prong formation……. Let's start with three and see what happens.

Love is .... Watching that ball move around a pitch sweetly, crisply, beautifully.