2. STOP WONDERING WHAT IS UNDER GIRLFRIEND SOFIE ANDERTON’S WONDERBRA AND ACTUALLY CHECK IT OUT FOR HIMSELF

3. WRITE DOWN ‘SAY NO TO DRUGS’ 10,000 TIMES ON THE BIG BLACKBOARD AT THE OFFICES OF THE ENGLISH FA

4. DO WHAT ALL AUSSIES DO WHEN THEY NEED TO RESURRECT THEIR CLUB CAREERS –MAKE THEMSELVES AVAILABLE FOR ALL WORLD CUP QUALIFIERS AGAINST TONGA, SOLOMON ISLAND AND VANUATU

5. GIVEN HIS EXPERIENCE THE PREVIOUSLY MARRIED BOZZA COULD BECOME A WEDDING PLANNER

6. ROCK UP TO MANCHESTER UNITED TRAINING AND HECKLE ALEX FERGUSON THROUGH THE CYCLONE WIRE FENCING

7. RING JOHN GREGORY AND ALEX FERGUSON AND REMIND THEM HOW HE PROVED THEM WRONG

8. GO LOOKING FOR THAT PAPARAZZI PHOTOGRAPHER SO HE CAN FIX HIM UP ONCE AND FOR ALL

9. TEAM UP WITH SHANE WARNE ON A 21 DAY CONTIKI TOUR OF EUROPE

10. COME HOME AND PUT SOMETHING NON ADDICTIVE AND HALLUCIAGENIC BACK INTO AUSSIE SOCCER